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  • The Loafer
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The Loafer

Regular price $49.99
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Yes, they’re shoes. Yes, they’re bread. Zero arch support. Not waterproof or remotely durable and definitely not FDA-approved.


Born on a subway, raised by the internet, and baked to absolute perfection, this one-of-one pair of Kooshy Loafers™ is sure to turn some heads. 100% of proceeds will be donated to charity, because if you’re going to wear carbs on your feet, you might as well do some good while you’re at it? Yeah idk... 


Size: not totally sure

Color: bread
  • Non GMO
  • Vegan
  • Dairy Free
  • Sourdough

Organic Wheat Flour, Sunflower Oil, Sea Salt, Cane Sugar, Black Pepper, Wheat Sourdough, Yeast, Rosemary Extract

Contains: Wheat

Manufactured in a peanut & tree-nut free facility.

Endless Crouton Possibilities

  • Salads

  • Soup

  • Snack

  • Breadcrumbs

  • Eggs

  • Crushed on Pasta

  • Hummus

  • Not For Birds
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